1. shannenrobyn:

    randomness-judy:

    This is right way to open a banana.

    Humans are the only creatures on this planet that try to open a banana backwards.

    There is an exact reason that one day science will answer.

    But for now all I can say it’s because we are too smart and always overcomplicated things.

    i just got mindf’d o_O

    bryan taught me this :D

    (Source: , via rebekahyoo)

    1 month ago More Info
  2. My car… Again, gets hit -_-…. 5 months ago, it got broken into, 2 months ago, a drawer on the freeway penetrated the bumper and left a hole in front. I just got the car fixed 3 weeks ago, and now this, this car is bad luck. My car’s a magnet to get hit -_- someone did a hit and run on my car at school, so if anyone finds a black Lexus is250 or is350 with a baby seat in the rear, tell me. Imma interrogate their asses to pay up.

    My car… Again, gets hit -_-…. 5 months ago, it got broken into, 2 months ago, a drawer on the freeway penetrated the bumper and left a hole in front. I just got the car fixed 3 weeks ago, and now this, this car is bad luck. My car’s a magnet to get hit -_- someone did a hit and run on my car at school, so if anyone finds a black Lexus is250 or is350 with a baby seat in the rear, tell me. Imma interrogate their asses to pay up.

    1 month ago More Info

  3. ispycleanimports:

    stephenonprachanh:

    Vegeta Will Always Love You

    Hahahahahahha! Epic!

    3 months ago More Info
  4. 37daysofsummer: legitimate excuse to watch this movie tonight c-:

    37daysofsummer:

    legitimate excuse to watch this movie tonight c-:

    (via kallymt)

    3 months ago More Info

  5. Riding in a car with your friends

    epic-humor:

    Riding in a car with your parents

    the funniest blog ever!!!

    (Source: scoutfinches, via lizellebaltazar)

    3 months ago More Info
  6. jessa-: If only Europe, NY, and Hawaii this summer :] I’ll be gone for probably over a month, can’t wait!

    jessa-:

    If only

    Europe, NY, and Hawaii this summer :] I’ll be gone for probably over a month, can’t wait!

    (Source: licentious-escapade, via stephenonprachanh)

    3 months ago More Info

  7. bros before hoes

    • I sent out a mass text to my main buddies to go out to dinner for my birthday.
    • Chicken replies: I'm busy at 6
    • Me: Doing what? Hanging out with your ex?
    • Chicken replies: I have to pick her up at work, can I bring her?
    • Me: You should really reconsider and analyze the phrase "bros before hoes". I hope you know she's using you bro.
    • I then showed the text to Quoc, Duck, and Tony
    • Duck's reply: OMG
    • Tony's reply: WTF
    • Quoc's reply: That sounds difficult for him to understand
    • HAHAHA... sadly, Quoc's right. Sorry Chicken, but seriously, re-evaluate your life bro, your ex is just using you.
      • 3 months ago More Info

  8. (Source: into-the-outside, via billlyyy)

    3 months ago More Info
  9. [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    My cousins from Australia got me this for my birthday… HAHAHA doesn’t even stop, and that’s all it does.

    3 months ago More Info
  10. livenow-thinklater: yeah… steak and fries mmm been craving a steak all day, but it’s Ash Wednesday…

    livenow-thinklater:

    yeah… steak and fries mmm

    been craving a steak all day, but it’s Ash Wednesday…

    (Source: lefoodelicious, via aiivannguyen)

    3 months ago More Info